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Disturbing video of a ruddy-faced drunk singing Ziggy Stardust!
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Doktor Calamari encourages you to v isit Pleasantview Cemetery.

Please be respectful of the dead... and the undead.

Travel bodiless with these links to the Great Beyond!

Or, you may peer into the innermost thoughts of your host, Doktor Calamari.

Or perhaps you need a completely random, yet chillingly apropos Random Haunt Name for your homebrew haunted attraction.

What's this? Cub Reporter Jimmy Olsen with a beard? Why, he's just a boy!